002 • Akuji

[thefingruler.livejournal.com]

Everyone, something very important has come to my attention...

It's February 14th.

Nobody is getting drunk.

Nobody is having sex.

Really now, am I the only one who sees what is wrong with this picture?

My dear fellow guests, today is a day to show your love. So, please, show your love by saying yes when some random horny teenager comes your way when you're enjoying your delicious salmonella infested salad in the Refectory.

It's all for the sake of doing good, I assure you. ♥

Comments

HE IS SPAZZING. RLY. SSSH.

[ishitsnark.livejournal.com]

Ah...excuse me?

...really?

LOL. NATHANIEL CAN SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOU, SETH.

[apocalypsenao.livejournal.com]

You asked me what I couldn't want, I was honest.

Yes. Would I lie to you?

FFF. FUCK.

[ishitsnark.livejournal.com]

I...I...shut up.

Yes.

FUCK? FUCK YOU? OH, GLADLY. ;DDD

[apocalypsenao.livejournal.com]

Oh, why would I want to do that, Seth? If I stopped talking, I would not be able to speak to you, now would I?

How rude.

NO.

[ishitsnark.livejournal.com]

Maybe I don't want to speak to me...

You were rude first

YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT.

[apocalypsenao.livejournal.com]

Well, how sad. Wouldn't it be great if everyone got what they wanted just by wanting it?

Oh, how very mature, Seth.

...YEAH I DO.

[ishitsnark.livejournal.com]

It would be wonderful.

Yeah, like you are.

KNEW IT. /MOLESTS

[apocalypsenao.livejournal.com]

Of course it would be, if you are into that sort of thing.

You are aware of the fact that you are doing nothing to prove me wrong here, correct?

/MOLESTED AND TOPPED SO BAD

[ishitsnark.livejournal.com]

Who wouldn't be? Want something and you have it.

I don't need to or have to, I never said I was being mature.