002 • Akuji

[thefingruler.livejournal.com]

Everyone, something very important has come to my attention...

It's February 14th.

Nobody is getting drunk.

Nobody is having sex.

Really now, am I the only one who sees what is wrong with this picture?

My dear fellow guests, today is a day to show your love. So, please, show your love by saying yes when some random horny teenager comes your way when you're enjoying your delicious salmonella infested salad in the Refectory.

It's all for the sake of doing good, I assure you. ♥

Comments

[tobianass.livejournal.com]

...What the...

[stfuorpunch.livejournal.com]

I don't need to have sex to have a good Valentine's Day, Akuji.

Happy Valentine's Day, bastard.

[lalala-liarliar.livejournal.com]

♥



I'm not having sex with any of you unless you're my big brother.

[iseephailure.livejournal.com]

♥

Happy February 14th.

And of course, you would say this.

Icon battle time go

[apocalypsenao.livejournal.com]

[ishitsnark.livejournal.com]

This is a really pointless holiday.

Happy any other day in the universe.