002 • Akuji
Feb. 14th, 2009 04:59 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
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Everyone, something very important has come to my attention...
It's February 14th.
Nobody is getting drunk.
Nobody is having sex.
Really now, am I the only one who sees what is wrong with this picture?
My dear fellow guests, today is a day to show your love. So, please, show your love by saying yes when some random horny teenager comes your way when you're enjoying your delicious salmonella infested salad in the Refectory.
It's all for the sake of doing good, I assure you. ♥
It's February 14th.
Nobody is getting drunk.
Nobody is having sex.
Really now, am I the only one who sees what is wrong with this picture?
My dear fellow guests, today is a day to show your love. So, please, show your love by saying yes when some random horny teenager comes your way when you're enjoying your delicious salmonella infested salad in the Refectory.
It's all for the sake of doing good, I assure you. ♥
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Date: 2009-02-14 10:36 pm (UTC)Sorry to disappoint, but I'm afraid that, unlike you, I do not need help to get it inside the right hole, To-be-ass. ♥
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Date: 2009-02-14 10:38 pm (UTC)Happy Valentine's Day, bastard.
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Date: 2009-02-14 10:58 pm (UTC)VirginAimee dear. ♥Yes, yes. Now go out there, find To-be-ass, and say yes like you know you want to.
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Date: 2009-02-14 11:08 pm (UTC)At least I'm not a whore.♥Shut up.
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Date: 2009-02-14 10:43 pm (UTC)I'm not having sex with any of you unless you're my big brother.
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Date: 2009-02-14 11:05 pm (UTC)Ah... Whatever floats your boat.
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Date: 2009-02-14 11:12 pm (UTC)Uh...you too? ♥
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Date: 2009-02-14 11:30 pm (UTC)...Good.
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Date: 2009-02-14 10:51 pm (UTC)Happy February 14th.
And of course, you would say this.no subject
Date: 2009-02-14 11:10 pm (UTC)Well, you know me better than anyone, dear.no subject
Date: 2009-02-14 11:15 pm (UTC)Indeed. I wouldn't like it any other way.(no subject)
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Date: 2009-02-15 04:07 am (UTC)Happy any other day in the universe.
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Date: 2009-02-15 04:10 am (UTC)We've got ourselves a winner here, don't we?
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Date: 2009-02-15 04:13 am (UTC)Now leave me the fuck alone.
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