001 → Amelia

[obeythehost.livejournal.com]

Attention, Dear Guests~!

If you are currently under the impression that your actions, speech, and fate is currently under the control of two fourteen year old girls, please head over to the Refectory for your medication, go to sleep, take a swim, relax. I accidentally blew up the fourth wall You are currently being affected by hallucinogens that were not so accidentally released into the air, food, and, well, pretty much everything.

I do not apologize for any inconvenience~ ♥


No Love,
The Host

[ooc; Strikes so un-hackable, your head will spin.]

Comments

[1/2]

[tobianass.livejournal.com]

Hallucinogens? Why don't I belie

[2/2]

[tobianass.livejournal.com]

...Mun, please stop laughing.

[obeythehost.livejournal.com]

Go and take a nap, Apprentice dear guest~ There is no such thing as this "mun" you speak of. ♥

[tobianass.livejournal.com]

Alright. Of course there isn't, Host. I'm just imagining the broken fourth wall and the girl laughing at my expense.

And you're not a dirty liar, either.

[obeythehost.livejournal.com]

Obviously, ID18666. ♥ It's all in your head~

What was that, Tobias, dear? When have I ever lied to you?

[tobianass.livejournal.com]

Really now? And why were there even hallucinogens in a hotel in the first place?

Should I list them from the top of my head, Amelia? Or would you rather wait for the book?

Re: 1/2

[lalala-liarliar.livejournal.com]

[fuck eet]

...

I think you're a dirty, dirty--

2/2

[lalala-liarliar.livejournal.com]

MUN.

YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND THE LOVE I HAVE FOR MY BROTHER.

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD':