001 • Akuji

[thefingruler.livejournal.com]

My dear fellow hotel guests, I have come to bring you some wonderful news:

TOBIAS AND I ARE GETTING MARRIED EVEN THOUGH HE DOESN'T KNOW IT YET.

WHO WILL BE THE BRIDESMAID?

Comments

[thefingruler.livejournal.com]

Only if you do it. ♥

[tobianass.livejournal.com]

Get. Away. From. Me.

I thought you said you were asexual.

[thefingruler.livejournal.com]

What did we say about being shy, Tobias?

Ah... But did I mention I am feeling homosexual today?

This is the sound of Tobias' brain breaking

[tobianass.livejournal.com]

[tobianass.livejournal.com]

Go to hell and take the Host with you while you're at it.

[thefingruler.livejournal.com]

I though we already established that we are there and I see what you did there.

[tobianass.livejournal.com]

Then go to heaven and no you don't.

[thefingruler.livejournal.com]

Oh, such a frightening insult and yes. Yes I do, Tobias. ♥

[tobianass.livejournal.com]

Yeah... Shut up, Akuji.

[thefingruler.livejournal.com]

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[tobianass.livejournal.com]

...?

[thefingruler.livejournal.com]

[tobianass.livejournal.com]

...You're not going to stop anytime soon, are you?

[thefingruler.livejournal.com]

No. No I am not.

Where do you want our honeymoon to be? Sexyes or Hawaii?

[tobianass.livejournal.com]

...

What's Sexyes?

[thefingruler.livejournal.com]

Sex-yes noun.
1) Confirmation of the want and/or need of sex: Sexyes please.
2) The capital city of Unfunfunfrofl.

[tobianass.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry I asked.