002 • Akuji

[thefingruler.livejournal.com]

Everyone, something very important has come to my attention...

It's February 14th.

Nobody is getting drunk.

Nobody is having sex.

Really now, am I the only one who sees what is wrong with this picture?

My dear fellow guests, today is a day to show your love. So, please, show your love by saying yes when some random horny teenager comes your way when you're enjoying your delicious salmonella infested salad in the Refectory.

It's all for the sake of doing good, I assure you. ♥

Comments

[iseephailure.livejournal.com]

♥

Happy February 14th.

And of course, you would say this.

[thefingruler.livejournal.com]

Happy February 14th to you too, Johanna. ♥

Well, you know me better than anyone, dear.

[iseephailure.livejournal.com]

Do you have a gift for me? ♥

Indeed. I wouldn't like it any other way.

[thefingruler.livejournal.com]

Depends on what you mean by gift. ♥

Oh, really now?

[iseephailure.livejournal.com]

Well I think you know what I mean by that.

Really...

[thefingruler.livejournal.com]

Do I? You could be referring to various things, after all. Like, say, a card, chocolates, sex, Nathaniel's buttocks on a silver platter...

And why would that be?

[iseephailure.livejournal.com]

Well, you know me, can't you just surprise me?

Nothing...

[thefingruler.livejournal.com]

I suppose I could, but wouldn't you prefer to get exactly what you want?

It doesn't sound like nothing.

[iseephailure.livejournal.com]

I don't care either way, I like surprises.

It's nothing. ♥ Just have a good Valentine's Day Akuji.

[thefingruler.livejournal.com]

As you wish, then. No complaining if your gift is something you don't enjoy.

That just proves it's not, Johanna. I'll have a good day if you tell me what's wrong, though.

You don't want your lovely, magnificent, best friend with dazzling good looks to worry, now do you? ♥

[iseephailure.livejournal.com]

I'll enjoy it, don't worry. ♥

Nothing is wrong. I'm just having a bit an off day. Now have a nice day, don't be worried because I'm pretty sure I can handle myself. Love you because you're an awesome best friend, bye. ♥

[thefingruler.livejournal.com]

Very well. ♥

Whatever you say, Johanna.

You're in your room, correct?

[iseephailure.livejournal.com]

...♥

Thanks.

And yeah, why?

[thefingruler.livejournal.com]

♥~

You're welcome.

Oh, for no reason. Just curious.

[iseephailure.livejournal.com]

♥!

Haha, sure.

I'll see you soon.

[thefingruler.livejournal.com]

♥

Fine.

You better not go anywhere, or else I will track you down and it will be a repeat of that wonderful little pool incident in 2144.

[iseephailure.livejournal.com]

♥

...

Fine.

[thefingruler.livejournal.com]

♥

Good girl.