http://thefingruler.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] thefingruler.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] dumpings2009-02-14 04:59 pm
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002 • Akuji

Everyone, something very important has come to my attention...

It's February 14th.

Nobody is getting drunk.

Nobody is having sex.

Really now, am I the only one who sees what is wrong with this picture?

My dear fellow guests, today is a day to show your love. So, please, show your love by saying yes when some random horny teenager comes your way when you're enjoying your delicious salmonella infested salad in the Refectory.

It's all for the sake of doing good, I assure you. ♥
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[identity profile] thefingruler.livejournal.com 2009-02-14 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
...Really now?

And how would you know this?

[identity profile] lalala-liarliar.livejournal.com 2009-02-14 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I thought that much would be obvious.

[identity profile] thefingruler.livejournal.com 2009-02-14 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
...

Oh. That just glorious.

[identity profile] lalala-liarliar.livejournal.com 2009-02-15 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
Stop telling my brother to go to hell. ♥

[identity profile] thefingruler.livejournal.com 2009-02-15 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
Oh?

Even if I were telling him that, don't you think it's a little late for that?

[identity profile] lalala-liarliar.livejournal.com 2009-02-15 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
♥ It's never too late.

Maybe for you, but never for my big brother.

[identity profile] thefingruler.livejournal.com 2009-02-15 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, of course it can be. ♥

Haven't you noticed, dear? We're already in hell.

[identity profile] lalala-liarliar.livejournal.com 2009-02-15 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
Shut the hell up. ♥

I know, I created it.

[identity profile] thefingruler.livejournal.com 2009-02-15 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
Why don't you come over here and make me shut up? That would be far much more fun, don't you agree? ♥

Oh, really now?

[identity profile] lalala-liarliar.livejournal.com 2009-02-15 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
You're right. I think I'll take you up on that offer.

Really.

[identity profile] thefingruler.livejournal.com 2009-02-15 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I'm not going anywhere, dear.

Wonderful.

[identity profile] lalala-liarliar.livejournal.com 2009-02-15 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
I'll be down in five

four...

♥

[identity profile] tobianass.livejournal.com 2009-02-15 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
...Thank you.

Don't take everything Akuji says literally, sis. He's my friend, and, he means well, he really does...

[identity profile] lalala-liarliar.livejournal.com 2009-02-15 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
You're welcome. ♥

...I know...just...just. I don't know. I just get set off by things too easily.

[identity profile] tobianass.livejournal.com 2009-02-15 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
♥

I know that sis. It's okay, it doesn't matter. Just... Try to keep that in mind, please?

[identity profile] lalala-liarliar.livejournal.com 2009-02-15 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
♥♥♥

No...I'm really sorry. Really, I love you big brother.

[identity profile] tobianass.livejournal.com 2009-02-15 09:14 am (UTC)(link)
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!

...You don't have to be. There's no reason for sis to be sorry, you know...? I love you too, sis, I really do.
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