002 • Akuji

[thefingruler.livejournal.com]

Everyone, something very important has come to my attention...

It's February 14th.

Nobody is getting drunk.

Nobody is having sex.

Really now, am I the only one who sees what is wrong with this picture?

My dear fellow guests, today is a day to show your love. So, please, show your love by saying yes when some random horny teenager comes your way when you're enjoying your delicious salmonella infested salad in the Refectory.

It's all for the sake of doing good, I assure you. ♥

Comments

[lalala-liarliar.livejournal.com]

Actually, I don't think he needs help at all.

[tobianass.livejournal.com]

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[lalala-liarliar.livejournal.com]

♥ It's just the truth big brother. I think other people think so too.

[tobianass.livejournal.com]

You say that like sddhgdsfhgdsfgh

There's no reason for other people to think that way.

[lalala-liarliar.livejournal.com]

...there isn't?

[tobianass.livejournal.com]

No.

...Why would they?

[lalala-liarliar.livejournal.com]

Why wouldn't they? ♥

[tobianass.livejournal.com]

Because, it's... Well...

...

Do I really need to explain, sis...?

[lalala-liarliar.livejournal.com]

Not if you don't want to...

[tobianass.livejournal.com]

...It's not that I don't want to explain it to you, sis. It's just that, well, I don't know.

Sis makes it sound like I've been with everyone.

[lalala-liarliar.livejournal.com]

But you kind of...have.

Not everyone, just a lot of people.

[tobianass.livejournal.com]

Aha... Yeah.

I guess that makes me kind of a whore, doesn't it, sis?

[lalala-liarliar.livejournal.com]

No no no! Big brother don't be sad.

[thefingruler.livejournal.com]

...Really now?

And how would you know this?

[lalala-liarliar.livejournal.com]

I thought that much would be obvious.

[thefingruler.livejournal.com]

...

Oh. That just glorious.

[lalala-liarliar.livejournal.com]

...

Eh?

[thefingruler.livejournal.com]

Hm?

[lalala-liarliar.livejournal.com]

Stop telling my brother to go to hell. ♥

[thefingruler.livejournal.com]

Oh?

Even if I were telling him that, don't you think it's a little late for that?

[lalala-liarliar.livejournal.com]

♥ It's never too late.

Maybe for you, but never for my big brother.

[thefingruler.livejournal.com]

Oh, of course it can be. ♥

Haven't you noticed, dear? We're already in hell.

[lalala-liarliar.livejournal.com]

Shut the hell up. ♥

I know, I created it.

[thefingruler.livejournal.com]

Why don't you come over here and make me shut up? That would be far much more fun, don't you agree? ♥

Oh, really now?

[lalala-liarliar.livejournal.com]

You're right. I think I'll take you up on that offer.

Really.