002 → Amelia

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Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to celebrate the rise and fall of the hotel. Let us not mourn the complete and utter destruction of our characterization this event, but let us celebrate it, for one should not feel remorse, but happiness over the good times we have shared here, at the Ravis Seur.

Now, let us all cherish these precious memories, as we are gathered here, in God's home Jude's home the Ravis Seur. And, always remember: help your good neighbor rub his butt in these moments of hurt, and they, in turn, shall do the same for you when the drama, that may or may not be coming, arrives.

Very well then, dear guests! Now that that is over, allow me to take an example from dear Mr. Turpin, to make this lovely announcement:

IT IS TIME TO PARTY.

So, dear guests~ Get out your alcoholic drinks, your best suits, and your partner, for it is time for us to get to the part where we celebrate this event. ♥

EDIT: Oh, by the way, dear guests~

SPARKLES ARE MANDATORY. IF YOU DO NOT DEMONSTRATE THAT YOU CAN SPARKLE, NO PARTY FOR YOU.